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“How To Blow His Mind Every Time...”

Dear Friend,

I have to say, this is the number one question I get from my readers.

Overwhelmingly, I hear from you that you want to know what to do to your man orally.

How do we rock his socks off with a BJ?

Let me tell you this little story:

Last year, one of my oldest friends came over for lunch. I'm gonna call her Lindsey.

So, we're chowing down, chatting about the regular things, gossip, shoes, sex...

What a surprise, right? I mean, when doesn't that subject NOT come up with little old me?

I mean, it's inevitable it's gonna come up, whether it's are you getting any, how is it, and if you're NOT, then how come, blah, blah, blah... you know the drill...

Anyhow, somewhere along the line, she starts to laugh and says her new boyfriend isn't so crazy about her, shall we say, oral technique.

This I gotta hear...

Hoe does she know, I asked?

Because he said so, Lindsey said.

Man, that's gotta hurt.

After a good laugh, we "discussed" the do's and don'ts of giving some good loving to the male organ.

(And may I just say, I KNOW he's going to be a lot happier...)

I had her practicing on a zucchini and I swear I had a deja vu of the movie, "Fast Tines at Ridgemont High," where Jennifer Jason Leigh went to town on that carrot.

Then it dawned on me. There are probably a TON of ladies out there just kind of flying blindly when it comes to giving oral sex and plenty of guys who don't tell them, because they are just so happy to be getting ANYTHING at all...

So, I'm going to give you an overview of men LOVE when it comes to oral sex.

I have talked to some of my male counter parts and fellow ladies who are CONFIDENT in their giving ways to see what you need to know... but weren't even aware that you should.

And just to give you some confidence in these tips, I just want you to know that I have PERSONALLY had nothing but success when I keep these techniques in mind.

And just READING these to some of my male friends gave me the response I wanted. Each guy started blushing, laughed and said, "yeah, you nailed it."

Then he promptly excused himself to "think" about it.

Of course, If you want in depth, step by step details you can check out Chapter 9 in my ebook, aptly entitled, "The Blow Job."

There, you'll have absolutely everything need to know about rocking his world orally.

Click HERE to get it!

But, believe me, if you keep these few tips in mind, you'll be BLOWING HIS MIND in no time...

First off:


This is your chance to give pleasure to your man.

Be enthusiastic about it.

It's time to let your inner sex kitten out and play.

Be powerful, be strong, be sexy. Look at him in the eye while you're pleasuring him. Enjoy the fact that right at this moment, he' hand over the keys to the castle.

This is a powerful act for a woman and the time when a man is at his most vulnerable.



ALL Guys agree. The more saliva you use, the more enjoyable the oral lovin'.

Try and keep him nice and moist from the tip on down.

This is NOT the time to act like Bree on "Desperate Housewives" and be anally neat.


Keep a glass of water by the bed to keep your mouth moist. Or even experiment with some fun foods like whipped cream if you want. (I personally stay away from honey... it's a pain in the butt to clean up...)

Just remember, you are simulating a very warm, moist, snug place...


Do not be afraid to use your hands, especially if you don't have a Linda Lovelace deep throat.

Your hand should be a nice continuation of your mouth. Even add a gentle twist of the wrist to add to the pleasure.

If you're not sure what I mean, click here for more details:

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The testicles are your friends, ladies. Treat them as such.

Greet them warmly. Cradle, cup, stroke his balls.

The number one complaint I hear from the guys is that the ladies forget that they are a package deal. Three's Company.


There's a fine line between being firm and strangulation.

Be mindful of the amount of pressure you're using. Try and think what YOU would like, if the tables were turned. You're NOT strangling a dead chicken.

And if you're not sure about the pressure, then that leads me to my next pointer...


Don't just HOPE for the bast.

If your man doesn't seem over the moon...

(What? Is he in a coma or something???)

Then feel free to ask him if there's anything you could improve on, anything else he likes, what he wants more of, or less...

The whole idea is to GIVE PLEASURE, as I'm SURE he will be doing in return.

Communication can only make it better.

And one last note for those of you with newer partners.

Whatever you decide is the "happy ending," know your man.

Not to blow the mood (bad pun intended), but you still have to be responsible for your health.

There is a reason prostitutes use condoms for oral sex. If your man HAS NOT been tested. you could be playing BJ roulette.

Think before you drink.

Of course, this is just the TIP of the iceberg, haha.

I have literally everything you need to know about improving your passion, increasing your pleasure and start getting incredible results for your partner as well.

And if this is not happening in your life yet, then I can safely assume it's because you haven't bothered to download a copy of my online ebook, "Bliss in the Bedroom: A REAL Woman's Guide to Better Sex."

IF you haven't, naughty girl, I highly recommend that you do that RIGHT now:

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Here's why:

You'll not only learn how to completely satisfy your man, satisfy him beyond his wildest dreams, but you will become by far the best lover he's ever had, no matter the size of your boobs or butt... none of that stuff really matters...

Secondly, because my book IS on-line, you can literally be reading it for yourself in a matter of minutes when you just click on the link.

And lastly, I'll give you the chance to read the book for FREE. You can see for yourself and I won't charge you unless you are completely satisfied with my book.

If the response I've been getting for my book is ANY indication, I'm pretty confident that you're going to LOVE it.

So click here now:

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Enjoy the book and enjoy your new found passion.

I'll talk with you again very soon.

Your Friend,

Lora Somoza


P.S. I Loooooooove hearing from you. So please keep sending me some email loving. Tell me what YOU'RE thinking.

Send me an email at blissbedroomsupport@gmail.com and I'll read it as soon as I get my little paws on it.

Remember NOT to just hit "reply" to this email, as this is a server and it's not set up to receive replies.

If you have any technical support questions, please email blissbedroomsupport@gmail.com and I'll make sure you get your question answered asap.

Thank you!


Or you can graduate directly to my Bliss In The Bedroom eBook, which is loaded with tons of tips, ideas and techniques that will teach you how to seduce your man and how to get him to please you.