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Why A Great Hand Job Comes In HANDY ...

Dear Friend,

Getting a little bored with just an old BJ? Well, you're not alone.

Read on...



Dear Lora,

I've been with my boyfriend for about a year and three months and the farthest I've gone is giving him a blow job. I haven't done anything else to him. He does everything he can think of to me and sometimes I feel like he gets bored. Is there anything else I can do to caress him sexually?

Lora Somoza, please help me ASAP.





Dear X-rated,

Excellent question. There are plenty of women out there that aren't having intercourse yet but are engaging in other games involving each others' pink parts, if ya get my drift.

But yeah, after a while, you can feel like, a blow job is a blow job is a blow job.

Of course, I have yet to meet a guy that would turn one down... unless you're an epileptic with braces... OUCH!

And yet, even your favorite meal, can get a little, tedious, if you have it every night.

So what do you do?

May I suggest a super fabulous HAND JOB to add another dimension?

Alright, I'm sure you're thinking, "A hand job? That sounds less exciting than a BJ for him."

Well it could be if you have no imagination.

But if you listen to me, it can add a whole new way of floatin' his boat all the way down the ecstasy river...

So stop your bitching and listen up!

OK, you know how your man was first introduced to sex? Most likely by his own hand. So the hand brings back fond memories... like being reunited with an old friend.

And chances are, that's the fist bit of "action" he got in high school, college, wherever.

And whenever you're not around and he's thinking of you, well, Miss Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters can do the trick in a jiffy.


Those quickies he gives himself in the shower are the masturbatory equivalent to the "Wham, Bam, Thank you ma'am" of sex.

There's no finesse, No teasing, no sensuality involved. It's just a "I want to get off and fast."

And those hand jobs in high school probably didn't really come from a girl who REALLY knew what the hell she was doing...

THAT'S where you Come in, pun intended...

A good hand job is NOT just taking your man's erection and shaking it up and down like a ketchup bottle. If that's what a man wanted, he'd do himself and be on his merry way...

Besides, that's like your guy expecting to just take his finger, poke around a couple of times and expect you to orgasm...

Uh, that would be a NEGATIVE.

You make the Hand Job an event.

The main course, not just some little sexual appetizer.

Now I'm going to give you a few pointers here, but for the whole chapter on Hand Jobs and 6 different hand movements to blow his lid, then you gotta check out my ebook.

It's just too much to get into the whole thing here.

Click HERE to read more


OK, first thing you have to remember is...

Attitude, attitude, ATTITUDE.

You are a sex GODDESS and don't you forget it.

You have to convey to your man that you are going to take really good care of him. That right now, your mission in life is to worship at his temple of C**k!

(You have no idea how much I love my job...)

Get him nice and comfortable, naked on the bed and prop him up so he can watch the show.

Men LOVE to watch....

Heck tie him to the bed if you want, you naughty little sex kitten, MEOW!

Get your hands nice and LUBED up.

Dry hands - Bad... Lubed hands - Good.

You can use different types of lube (I recommend quite a few in my book) or an UNSCENTED lotion, like a Lubriderm... remember, men don't want their erections to smell like a spring bouquet.

Now get ready to rock his world.

Tease him a bit by caressing his thighs, then bring your hands up the inside of thighs and cradle his balls before laying your hands on his erection.

Don't just take one hand and jerk him off. He can do that in his sleep... and probably does.

NO, you want to make direct contact, all consuming. Let him know that there is nothing else you'd rather be doing.

Take a good long look at his member and keep your eyes on him - keep him engaged with you.

One great hand technique that you can use, out of 6 great ones I give you in my book is what I like to call the Twist...

Put one hand at the base of his shaft in a "L" shape. Then take your other hand and wrap it around his erection so that the back of your hand is facing you and he sees your fingers and thumb.

With a fairly firm grip, bring your hand up his shaft until you reach the top, then twist your wrist, so your palm twists at the top of his head.

Repeat with the other hand and continue in a rhythmic motion until he swallows his tongue.

Be sure to try the others moves in my book to really have him worshipping the ground you walk on..., he'll love the Pulser, the A-OK, the Fire Starter and more...

I guarantee the both of you will want to keep this one in the bag of tricks!

There are so many other techniques to share with you that can make you sex life more passionate and more fulfilling for the both of you!

Too many women make the mistake of not learning all they can about sex...

I mean, this is just the beginning, baby.

The best thing you can do is to keep learning.

Remain teachable and you keep growing and evolving.

And you've come to the right place for your love life!

My eBook "Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman's Guide to Better Sex" may be the best collection of ideas, tips and step by step suggestions you need to create the sex life you and your partner have always wanted.

Best of all is that my book boiled down from that lame ass psycho babble that makes your eyes roll into the back of your head and into real language with realistic tools you can start to use tonight.

Here's the bottom line:

I've had to learn about all this stuff the hard way. I've been where you are and it's an awful feeling. I know it firsthand.

But after years of research, I've not only found how to keep my sex life rockin', but I've written a book to share it with you.

And I'm not suggesting you try anything that I haven't already tried myself and found to work wonders. The reason my book works is because it was GOOD FOR ME FIRST. I teach what I DO.

Plus I've had so many women AND men, thank me for dramatically improving their lives.

There is no reason that you can't reinvent your love life and make it better than it ever was before. Who says sex has to get stale? Your sex life can get better and better, better than you ever imagined.

So stop procrastinating and get your little butt in gear.


Go download your copy of the eBook right now.

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Best of all, I'll let you try it absolutely free just to make sure you like it.

I don't want you paying for a book if you don't get anything out of it.

But I'm sure you're going to love it and it will change your love life, that I'm willing to let you have it for free if your not completely satisfied for any reason.

So what do you have to lose?

Answer: A life of so-so sex, that's what!

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Thanks and I'll speak with you soon.


So take care and happy sex,


Lora Somoza

P.S. Keep those letters coming... you inspire me AND others. You can reach me at blissbedroomsupport@gmail.com

I really do read every letter and I try to answer as many as humanly possible.

And if you are having any funky technical issues, don't ask me! I can barely change a light bulb!

Contact my great tech team at blissbedroomsupport@gmail.com and they'll hook you up with the answers you need.

Thanks again!


Or you can graduate directly to my Bliss In The Bedroom eBook, which is loaded with tons of tips, ideas and techniques that will teach you how to seduce your man and how to get him to please you.